I was in the kitchen the other morning and she was licking her post- breakfast
paws by the garden doors. Suddenly she stood up and assumed a 'pointing'
posture like the dog Pluto in the old Mickey Mouse cartoons. She looked
at me then threw her eyes and whole body towards the garden in an outraged
' Do you see what I see?" movement. I looked out and saw the elderly
fox that sometimes strolls through our garden having a sniff around, and
paying special attention to the patch of grass where she prefers to recline
on hot days. Her whole body posture indicated complete outrage and suppressed
emotion, in fact, had she been able to, she would probably have placed the
back of her wrist to her brow in a sort of Lilian Gish gesture
She also makes a deep growling noise that sounds like a not- so- small
dog. She sometimes does this when she hears strange sounds and often heralds
an unexpected ring at the door bell. She would, in theory, make an excellent
Watch Cat - if she could be bothered to stay awake.
Anyway, there she was 'pointing' and growling. I didn't want a confrontation,
so I tapped on the window to shoo the fox away. The fox looked up and appeared
to say 'Was there something you wanted?" and carried on sniffing. She
sat down and glared and after a moment, in his own time, the fox went off
into the bushes. She stood up again, and I opened the door.
She shot out like a bullet and rushed right to the edge of the patio -
and then sat right down again.
I said - "Is that it?" and she turned round and gave me an affronted
stare as if to say - "Surely you don't expect me to go down there -
there's a hulking great fox roaming around!", and with that continued
to sit there peering into the hedge - but with a definite stern look on
her face in case any other intruder happened along and was in need of a
severe burst of disapproval. It's less Lassie and "What's that,Boy
- a fire at the old mine? You fetch the sheriff.." and ..more like
- " You go on - I'll stay here and hold your coat
.."
She can also indicate which type of cat food she requires by sitting at
her plate and throwing her eyes at either the cupboard (tinned) or shelf
(crunchy). A wrong move will result in a sad downward stare, and a disappointed
hint of 'How little you understand me
..'
There is, however, also the unspoken nuance of
'But you will learn
"
As I said , cats need no verbal communication with us, after all, we do
what they want perfectly well without it, so why should they bother?
For now
(c) Thelma Mitchell 1995, 2002